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I don't wanna go to the DMV
Everyone there is always mean
They take all day and all my money
I don't wanna go to the DMV
Kicking, dragging, screaming, pulling my hair
It happens every time I have to go in there
I don't wanna go to the DMV
The lady at the counter has rotten teeth
Her eyes are crooked and she stinks
I don't wanna go to the DMV
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2. |
Hollywood
02:05
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I've got a friend in Hollywood
He don't like anything he should
I've got a friend in Hollywood
He don't like anything at all
Every time they make him go out
They just laugh and make him throw up
His tastes are so superior
Nothing ever seems to measure up
Take me back to Hollywood
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Rizza Bolt! She's electric!
Rizza Bolt! So electric!
Rizza Bolt! She's electric!
Rizza Bolt! So electric!
Electricity's in the air
Every single time she comes near
Spartasticly proclaiming she's now here, yeah yeah
She's awesomely full tardedly-bzzzzzzz
bzzzzzzz
Lightning bolts come flashing from her eyes
No need for fear no need to run and hide
Bolts of love are what she provides, yeah yeah
She's awesomely full tardedly-bzzzzzzz
bzzzzzzz
If you haven't learned by now
Queen of Sparta knows how to throw down
It's always a blast when she comes around, yeah yeah
She's awesomely full tardedly-bzzzzzzz
bzzzzzzz
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Gregory's got a job
But he don't like the one he's got
He only gives 50%, 50%
What's really in his heart
Is to drive that funny car out on the ice
When he goes to the game
He hangs his head in shame
He's only waiting, waiting
It doesn't matter if they score
All points are ignored
Gregory wants to be a Zamboni driver
Gregory wants to be a Zamboni driver
Gregory doesn't wanna meet Miss Minnie Driver
Gregory wants to be a Zamboni driver
Greg just wants to make the ice smooth
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5. |
I Love Your Guts
01:36
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Oh Dawnie, Oh Dawnie
You're the only one for me
Oh Dawnie, Oh Dawnie
Where else would I be
You laughed at my mustache
You really thought we'd clash
But I knew right away
I found true love on that day
A punk rocker with lot's of style
The type of girl that'll make me smile
American girl through and through
Crazy bout Elvis oo oo oo
I love your guts
I drive you nuts
oooo...
What else would we do
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6. |
Gimme a Job
01:36
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The pay sucks
Shitty way to earn a buck
Gonna take a break
Can't wait til I get paid
Gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme a job
Think I can get a raise
How bout paid holidays
Where are my benefits
Why else would I do this
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